- Be on time. Unpunctuality is a fault with *no* redeeming
features.
- Read a newspaper or watch a news program that day so
you'll have something to talk about and sound as if you
know what's happening in the world. Nothing is worse for
a woman than to meet a pompous, self-important bore who
couldn't care less about anything that's happening in the
world but himself and how it all affects him.
- Be open-to her, her plans, and the shape the evening
takes.
- Don't lie. Never lie. NEVER. Its OK for one night. You
lie thru your teeth to be interesting. Great ! You get
the second date. Now you have to be consistent with all
the lies you told on your first date. Tricky. Five dates
later you have to revise for two days before each date.
- Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Your date might
like this other person. She'll call this other person,
she'll come to see this other person, she might even
sleep with this other person. But when she says F*** YOU,
she'll be saying it to you not the other person.
- Never surprise your date with a movie, meal etc on the
first date. Not until you've got some vague idea of her
likes and dislikes. Putting a poor unsuspecting girl thru
'Meatslayer And The Wartoids From The Planet SoftPorn' is
not a good idea.
- A sense of humour (refined if possible) is your best
ally.
- Avoid arguing over things that won't cause either of you
to lose a limb. In other words, chill.
- Don't look for a fight. Debate topics, don't argue them.
- Avoid calling your date 'stupid' unless absolutely
necessary (less necesary than most people think!).
- Never say 'shut up.'
- Clean nails. VITAL.
- Use every opportunity to be observant, sensitive,
perceptive, and appreciative of what your date does or
may have done. If something embarrasing happens, get over
it.
- Don't lie to anyone else about the date and what
happened. It always goes horribly wrong.
- Never take your pants off before your socks.
- Roll over, go to sleep. WRONG. Cuddle, kiss, roll over,
go to sleep. RIGHT.
- Practice makes slightly better, but never perfect. You
have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your
prince(ss).
- If you're having a good time, let her know it.
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